Grieving with GrimaceA story of my two loves: my now-dead mom and a fuzzy purple guy.Jun 30, 2023Jun 30, 2023
What I Eat in a Day: Full-Time Worker, Part-Time Caregiver, and Alleged Comedian EditionHave no time and no energy to do anything for yourself? Neither do I!Feb 28, 2023Feb 28, 2023
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My Trip to the American Girl Doll HospitalIf you haven’t heard yet, I am single. I am so single that I have never not been single. I am so single that I’ve reached that point in my…Jul 4, 2022Jul 4, 2022
Pitches for Holiday Movies That Should ExistSo many holiday movies are the same, about a woman from the city coming back to her hometown, finding love, and finding the true meaning of…Dec 13, 2021Dec 13, 2021
Horoscopes for Libra SeasonDo you feel that in the air? Is that the first breeze of autumn, and also the sun going into the sign of Libra? What does this mean for…Sep 23, 2021Sep 23, 2021
Published inSlackjawHelp! My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is The Snowman From Michael Keaton’s “Jack Frost”Is this just a memory of an old Christmas movie or an actual living nightmare?Aug 6, 20211Aug 6, 20211
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Rating Places I’ve Cried at in Downtown ChicagoThere are a lot of public places to cry at in the Loop, but they are not made the same.Jul 21, 20211Jul 21, 20211