5 Last-Minute Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas

Oh no! It’s almost Halloween and you don’t even have a costume yet! Life has been coming at you fast and you just haven’t had time to think about, let alone make, a whole costume for the spooky season, but you have to get drunk this weekend and time is of the essence. If you’re feeling stumped about what to wear this Halloween, I have a few ideas for you. They’re fun, they’re sexy, and they’re ⁠definitely scary.

1.Sexy Student Loan Debt
If you’re experiencing the crushing weight of student loan debt, you may be living at your parents’ house in your hometown, where all of your friends have already left you behind, leaving you with no plans for Halloween. If this is not the case, then I have to say congratulations because that was not my experience at all! Since you’re going to be out on the town this Halloween, but still do not have the luxury of calling a fun place in the city your own, you might as well just go as a sexier version of your crippling student loan debt so that you can let everyone know that you’re struggling but you’re going about it in a very hot, sexy way.

2. Sexy Crushed Hopes and Dreams
No matter who you are, you have some dreams that have been relentlessly crushed right before your eyes⁠ — that’s life, after all. Halloween is all about being what you’re not, so if you’re not successful, why not at…