Horoscopes for Cancer Season

Even though it’s been hot as shit in these parts for a while, Sunday, June 20 is officially the first day of summer — and that means it’s also Cancer season, baby! As a resident Cancer myself, this is obviously my favorite time of year because this month is all about me (not really but I would like to think it is). Soak up the sun this summer, but also soak up those tears. It’s not a proper Cancer season unless you’re crying a good amount of the time. But also have fun and be wary of the moon!

Aries
You will get a message from someone you kind of only know a little. They’re going to reveal that they’ve secretly been in love with you for years. This person is extremely hot so you are completely unable to notice any of the glaring red flags. After a bit of chatting, they will tell you that they want to fly out and see you immediately, but they have no money to do so. Already in love with this mystery beauty, you give them your credit card. Almost instantly, they delete their profile and you no longer have any money.

Taurus
There will be a superpowered villain coming into town, and it’s going to be up to you to save everyone. But, as you will soon find out, you cannot take on this task alone — you must rely on the power of your friendships to give you the strength to succeed. That being said, call your friends sometime just to catch up.