Horoscopes For Gemini Season

On May 20th, the sun left Taurus and went officially into Clown Time — just kidding, it’s now just Gemini season. It’s starting to get warmer outside, and it’s time to get out and enjoy it. Gemini season is always fairly messy, but after being stuck doing nothing but staying inside and going to work for over a year you might find yourself being extra unhinged as you try to figure out how to be a person in public again. Also, from May 29 to June 22 Mercury goes retrograde again, so make sure to not make too many important decisions. Or just use this retrograde as an excuse for anything going wrong this month because that is a good and normal thing to do.

Aries
You will start to get random text messages from an unknown number. They don’t look like spam texts because the grammar is good and actually makes sense. The texts come randomly, sometimes days apart but other times hours apart. All give very specific instructions for places to go and things to look for at those places — a scavenger hunt, if you will. Are you brave enough to follow the anonymous messenger to discover what they want you to find? You’ll never know what’s there for you unless you go after it.

Taurus
In two week’s time you will think that you have found a $100 bill on the sidewalk. This is great news because $100 is a nice chunk of change that could get you a lunch and maybe a…