Pitches for Holiday Movies That Should Exist

Renée Millette
5 min readDec 13, 2021
Image credit: Netflix

So many holiday movies are the same, about a woman from the city coming back to her hometown, finding love, and finding the true meaning of Christmas. That’s all fine and good, but what if we got literally anything else? Here I’ve made a short list of some movies that I would personally love to see on the tiny holiday screen. Netflix, please call me.

The Princess Switch 10: Switched For The Last Time
In the tenth movie of the Princess Switch series on Netflix, there are so many royals looking exactly the same, switching their identities around all the time in the name of romance, and it has become a dangerous international crisis. Now all of the world governments have decreed that ten Vanessa Hudgenses are nine too many. This Christmas, watch each Vanessa Hudgens fight in a bloody (yet very festive) battle to the death to find out who deserves the title of the One True Vanessa.

Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
All this is is the most generic holiday romance movie about two gay people and it’s going to be actually funny and warm-hearted and not whatever that Kristen Stewart movie was. Not a weird, rich Republican politician family in sight. Literally what the fuck was that.

My Life as a Teenage Santa
Nick Santa Claus Jr. just wants to be a regular high school kid, but he’s…