Some Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas Perfect for 2020

The year 2020, as we can all agree, has been bad. It’s not that the year itself is terrible as a year, it’s just that a bunch of terrible shit has been accumulating under our noses for decades and it’s finally all come to a head at the same time. It’s a lot. Along with everything else, even Halloween is going to be canceled this year. Oh no! But don’t worry, you can still celebrate Halloween the best way you know how to — with a sexy costume — just this time it will be by yourself in a room full of none of your friends but maybe a few ghosts.

Sexy Clown
We all thought that 2020 was going to be a good year for us, and we all feel like clowns now for thinking so. You might as well put on a sexy clown costume to express how you really feel inside, you sexy, sexy clown.

Sexy FOMO
Have you been staying cooped up at home since March but feel like you’re losing your absolute goddamn mind because it seems like you’re the only person you know who is actually taking the pandemic (which has not gone away) seriously? Express that feeling with a sexy costume that nobody will see because you’re still not going to be going anywhere anytime soon, even if other people are going out.

Sexy Theoretical Second Stimulus Check
The idea of being given money by the government is…