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Renée Millette
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Feb 28

What I Eat in a Day: Full-Time Worker, Part-Time Caregiver, and Alleged Comedian Edition

Have no time and no energy to do anything for yourself? Neither do I! Eating is easy, but figuring out what to eat and actually making it is hard, especially when you’re at work most of the day and spend your nights pretty busy (for me it was at open mics and improv practice, etc.). That’s why for the past few years I got…

Humor

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What I Eat in a Day: Full-Time Worker, Part-Time Caregiver, and Alleged Comedian Edition
What I Eat in a Day: Full-Time Worker, Part-Time Caregiver, and Alleged Comedian Edition
Humor

7 min read


Oct 12, 2022

Breaking News: There’s a new M&M in town

She’s purple — and she’s a little different! — Sure, I’ve always loved an M&M — especially the mini ones — but the controversy earlier this year about the de-sexification of Ms. Green M&M earlier this year has really made me think a lot about the entire M&M advertising universe. It’s gotten so bad that my roommate even got…

Humor

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Breaking News: There’s a new M&M in town
Breaking News: There’s a new M&M in town
Humor

3 min read


Jul 4, 2022

My Trip to the American Girl Doll Hospital

If you haven’t heard yet, I am single. I am so single that I have never not been single. I am so single that I’ve reached that point in my life where I had nothing better to do than to go through the shed in the back of my parents’…

Toys

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My Trip to the American Girl Doll Hospital
My Trip to the American Girl Doll Hospital
Toys

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Dec 13, 2021

Pitches for Holiday Movies That Should Exist

So many holiday movies are the same, about a woman from the city coming back to her hometown, finding love, and finding the true meaning of Christmas. That’s all fine and good, but what if we got literally anything else? Here I’ve made a short list of some movies that…

Humor

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Pitches for Holiday Movies That Should Exist
Pitches for Holiday Movies That Should Exist
Humor

5 min read


Sep 23, 2021

Horoscopes for Libra Season

Do you feel that in the air? Is that the first breeze of autumn, and also the sun going into the sign of Libra? What does this mean for you? Well, this should be the time where things go into balance, since Libra’s whole thing is scales. But unfortunately for…

Humor

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Horoscopes for Libra Season
Horoscopes for Libra Season
Humor

5 min read


Published in Slackjaw

·Aug 6, 2021

Help! My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is The Snowman From Michael Keaton’s “Jack Frost”

Is this just a memory of an old Christmas movie or an actual living nightmare? — It started as just a regular old bout of sleep paralysis. I was unable to move and my eyes wandered over to the corner of my room, where I would usually see a tall, shadowy figure standing there, staring at me. His name is Jerry; he’s an old friend of…

Humor

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Help! My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is The Snowman From Michael Keaton’s “Jack Frost”
Help! My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is The Snowman From Michael Keaton’s “Jack Frost”
Humor

3 min read


Jul 27, 2021

Horoscopes for Leo Season

Feel that burning? Is that a climate crisis going on or is it just the sun just in Leo now? That’s right, the sad girl portion of summer is over and hot girl summer can officially begin! Thank the planets because I personally just got my heart broken and I…

Horoscopes

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Horoscopes for Leo Season
Horoscopes for Leo Season
Horoscopes

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Jul 21, 2021

Rating Places I’ve Cried at in Downtown Chicago

There are a lot of public places to cry at in the Loop, but they are not made the same. — Millennium Park On one hand, it’s a bit of a weird place to cry at because there are a lot of tourists going to see the Bean, and they would rather not also have to look at a crying office worker in their mid-20’s. On the other hand, the scenery is…

Humor

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Rating Places I’ve Cried at in Downtown Chicago
Rating Places I’ve Cried at in Downtown Chicago
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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jul 20, 2021

Makeover Guide for People Who Already Wear Their Hair Down and Don’t Have Glasses

They never said getting hot was going to be easy, but at least now it’s going to be possible. — As we all know from rom-coms (which are super accurate and true to real life), the only way to become hot (if you aren’t already) is to take off your glasses and let your hair down. …

Humor

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Makeover Guide for People Who Already Wear Their Hair Down and Don’t Have Glasses
Makeover Guide for People Who Already Wear Their Hair Down and Don’t Have Glasses
Humor

3 min read


Jun 24, 2021

Horoscopes for Cancer Season

Even though it’s been hot as shit in these parts for a while, Sunday, June 20 is officially the first day of summer — and that means it’s also Cancer season, baby! As a resident Cancer myself, this is obviously my favorite time of year because this month is all…

Horoscopes

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Horoscopes for Cancer Season
Horoscopes for Cancer Season
Horoscopes

6 min read

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Renée Millette

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