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Dec 13, 2021

Pitches for Holiday Movies That Should Exist

So many holiday movies are the same, about a woman from the city coming back to her hometown, finding love, and finding the true meaning of Christmas. That’s all fine and good, but what if we got literally anything else? Here I’ve made a short list of some movies that…

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Pitches for Holiday Movies That Should Exist
Pitches for Holiday Movies That Should Exist

Sep 23, 2021

Horoscopes for Libra Season

Do you feel that in the air? Is that the first breeze of autumn, and also the sun going into the sign of Libra? What does this mean for you? Well, this should be the time where things go into balance, since Libra’s whole thing is scales. But unfortunately for…

Humor

5 min read

Horoscopes for Libra Season
Horoscopes for Libra Season

Published in Slackjaw

·Aug 6, 2021

Help! My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is The Snowman From Michael Keaton’s “Jack Frost”

Is this just a memory of an old Christmas movie or an actual living nightmare? — It started as just a regular old bout of sleep paralysis. I was unable to move and my eyes wandered over to the corner of my room, where I would usually see a tall, shadowy figure standing there, staring at me. His name is Jerry; he’s an old friend of…

Humor

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Help! My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is The Snowman From Michael Keaton’s “Jack Frost”
Help! My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is The Snowman From Michael Keaton’s “Jack Frost”

Jul 27, 2021

Horoscopes for Leo Season

Feel that burning? Is that a climate crisis going on or is it just the sun just in Leo now? That’s right, the sad girl portion of summer is over and hot girl summer can officially begin! Thank the planets because I personally just got my heart broken and I…

Horoscopes

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Horoscopes for Leo Season
Horoscopes for Leo Season

Jul 21, 2021

Rating Places I’ve Cried at in Downtown Chicago

There are a lot of public places to cry at in the Loop, but they are not made the same. — Millennium Park On one hand, it’s a bit of a weird place to cry at because there are a lot of tourists going to see the Bean, and they would rather not also have to look at a crying office worker in their mid-20’s. On the other hand, the scenery is…

Humor

3 min read

Rating Places I’ve Cried at in Downtown Chicago
Rating Places I’ve Cried at in Downtown Chicago

Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jul 20, 2021

Makeover Guide for People Who Already Wear Their Hair Down and Don’t Have Glasses

They never said getting hot was going to be easy, but at least now it’s going to be possible. — As we all know from rom-coms (which are super accurate and true to real life), the only way to become hot (if you aren’t already) is to take off your glasses and let your hair down. …

Humor

3 min read

Makeover Guide for People Who Already Wear Their Hair Down and Don’t Have Glasses
Makeover Guide for People Who Already Wear Their Hair Down and Don’t Have Glasses

Jun 24, 2021

Horoscopes for Cancer Season

Even though it’s been hot as shit in these parts for a while, Sunday, June 20 is officially the first day of summer — and that means it’s also Cancer season, baby! As a resident Cancer myself, this is obviously my favorite time of year because this month is all…

Horoscopes

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Horoscopes for Cancer Season
Horoscopes for Cancer Season

Published in Slackjaw

·Jun 19, 2021

Business Opportunities I Would Actually Be Interested In If Some Random Girl From High School Messaged Me Right Now

It’s usually just a pyramid scheme, but maybe that random girl from high school has a business proposal that’s worthwhile. — Candles scented like recently blown-out candles Do you love the smell of a recently blown-out candle? Are you sad that the only time you can smell that sweet, sweet scent is the moment right after you blow that candle out? We’re changing the game with our line of aromatic candles that only smell like a recently…

Humor

4 min read

Business Opportunities I Would Actually Be Interested In If Some Random Girl From High School…
Business Opportunities I Would Actually Be Interested In If Some Random Girl From High School…

Jun 8, 2021

The Disney Channel Original Movie to Bisexual Pipeline

Happy pride month everyone! In this week’s newsletter, I would like to take the time to discuss the impact of Disney Channel Original Movies from the very early 2000’s on myself and my bisexual journey. …

Movies

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The Disney Channel Original Movie to Bisexual Pipeline
The Disney Channel Original Movie to Bisexual Pipeline

May 27, 2021

Horoscopes For Gemini Season

On May 20th, the sun left Taurus and went officially into Clown Time — just kidding, it’s now just Gemini season. It’s starting to get warmer outside, and it’s time to get out and enjoy it. Gemini season is always fairly messy, but after being stuck doing nothing but staying…

Horoscopes

5 min read

Horoscopes For Gemini Season
Horoscopes For Gemini Season
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