Do you feel that in the air? Is that the first breeze of autumn, and also the sun going into the sign of Libra? What does this mean for you? Well, this should be the time where things go into balance, since Libra’s whole thing is scales. But unfortunately for…

Is this just a memory of an old Christmas movie or an actual living nightmare? — It started as just a regular old bout of sleep paralysis. I was unable to move and my eyes wandered over to the corner of my room, where I would usually see a tall, shadowy figure standing there, staring at me. His name is Jerry; he’s an old friend of…

Feel that burning? Is that a climate crisis going on or is it just the sun just in Leo now? That’s right, the sad girl portion of summer is over and hot girl summer can officially begin! Thank the planets because I personally just got my heart broken and I…

There are a lot of public places to cry at in the Loop, but they are not made the same. — Millennium Park On one hand, it’s a bit of a weird place to cry at because there are a lot of tourists going to see the Bean, and they would rather not also have to look at a crying office worker in their mid-20’s. On the other hand, the scenery is…

They never said getting hot was going to be easy, but at least now it’s going to be possible. — As we all know from rom-coms (which are super accurate and true to real life), the only way to become hot (if you aren’t already) is to take off your glasses and let your hair down. …

Even though it’s been hot as shit in these parts for a while, Sunday, June 20 is officially the first day of summer — and that means it’s also Cancer season, baby! As a resident Cancer myself, this is obviously my favorite time of year because this month is all…

It’s usually just a pyramid scheme, but maybe that random girl from high school has a business proposal that’s worthwhile. — Candles scented like recently blown-out candles Do you love the smell of a recently blown-out candle? Are you sad that the only time you can smell that sweet, sweet scent is the moment right after you blow that candle out? We’re changing the game with our line of aromatic candles that only smell like a recently…

Happy pride month everyone! In this week’s newsletter, I would like to take the time to discuss the impact of Disney Channel Original Movies from the very early 2000’s on myself and my bisexual journey. …

On May 20th, the sun left Taurus and went officially into Clown Time — just kidding, it’s now just Gemini season. It’s starting to get warmer outside, and it’s time to get out and enjoy it. Gemini season is always fairly messy, but after being stuck doing nothing but staying…